John Freund

This is John Freund. He is bald.  Right now he is eating Cheez-its.  Check that... he WAS eating Cheez-its. Now the box is empty. Time to go buy more.
No animals were harmed in the creation of this site. I may have killed a small fly that was buzzing around my head but I have yet to find the damn thing so the lack of evidence leads me to believe the bugger got away.